foreword

He’s wondering if you guys have missed him. He hasn’t been here for a while; most of the time he’s just chillin’.

Or looking for (my) friends to hump.

I was driving the other day and happened to pass a stray dog that was carrying out its entrepreneurial duties on a grass patch along the side of the road.

That was when I thought I may actually be a lucky person – anyone else ever had a sight like this to behold while zooming halfway across the country? Not many, I reckon.

The grass patch also very lucky.

me
why you eat birds

henny
nice
yummy

me
birds ah

henny
here a lot of birds
all late one
yups

me
late?

henny
yup late not early birds
HAR HAR!

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Not to be thick-skinned but under this circumstance I may seem like a very hilarious person………

chen:
meow

me:
woof
today is a dark day, kitty cat

chen:
is it
aiya always like that
aftn will rain
then at night ok already

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This is why I love my friends.

‘That little ‘un – ‘ gasped Piggy – ‘him with the mark on his face, I don’t see him. Where is he now?‘

The crowd was as silent as death.